Hello! On the weekend myself and my best funky pal, Jamie Mason, aka
'Hobo Divine' pushed play on our Roxanne Shante tape and had a BBBAAAATTTTTLLLEEEEE!

HD started off strong as you can see, as I waited impatiently for my turn to step up...

I challenged with 'the wave', I think it was like... 2:55 in the afternoon...

HD came back strong and busted out a floating turtle while sporting a civil war rebel hat. FRESH! I sat back FURIOUS...hitting myself in the head because he totally had me with that move...

I retaliated with a back spin, and trumped his rebel hat with a king tut crown (fucking thing weighed a ton). I did a back spin and then froze. The anxiety got the best of Hobo Divine, causing him to barf in his hat.

HD came back with a head spin which knocked my socks off, so I put on his barf hat in shame and demanded a time out.

At the end of the battle, a rainbow came out because it was sunny, but rained a little bit (which caused the rainbow). We shook hands, because after all, we are best funky pals, but I was still not completely pleased with the outcome.
The End.