Monday, April 24, 2006

BATTLE! Pooptooth vs. Hobo divine!

Hello! On the weekend myself and my best funky pal, Jamie Mason, aka 'Hobo Divine' pushed play on our Roxanne Shante tape and had a BBBAAAATTTTTLLLEEEEE!


HD started off strong as you can see, as I waited impatiently for my turn to step up...
I challenged with 'the wave', I think it was like... 2:55 in the afternoon...
HD came back strong and busted out a floating turtle while sporting a civil war rebel hat. FRESH! I sat back FURIOUS...hitting myself in the head because he totally had me with that move...
I retaliated with a back spin, and trumped his rebel hat with a king tut crown (fucking thing weighed a ton). I did a back spin and then froze. The anxiety got the best of Hobo Divine, causing him to barf in his hat. HD came back with a head spin which knocked my socks off, so I put on his barf hat in shame and demanded a time out.
At the end of the battle, a rainbow came out because it was sunny, but rained a little bit (which caused the rainbow). We shook hands, because after all, we are best funky pals, but I was still not completely pleased with the outcome.

The End.

24 comments:

geenpool said...

those are tasty scrumptous. you kick major pirate's trasure.

Todd Kauffman said...

i don't think this ever really happened.

Florian Fiebig said...

your characters are hilarious.
fuck animating ... designing is way more fun.

thanks for inspiring me with your great designs!

ncross said...

You guys should have beat each other up like real men.

paublo said...

best funky pals or not, you should of totaly bustsed out the running man on his ass.

Gabe Swarr said...

So good.

Kickin' it with a tasty groove, smoothed out on the R&B tip!

When is Pooptooth vs. Hobo Divine 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Michael said...

This is too much for my little heart. I need to weep and listen to Morrissey now.

Nick Sung said...

HA HA HA

Jazzy Justin said...

I dig your brain, cuz it came up with this after listening to Roxanne Shante.

cutesypoo said...

hahaa!
this is soo funny!
i can totally imagine jamie doing
all that!

At least it was a rainbow ending;D

burgerlog said...

oh snap!

RÃ¥nny said...

i heart them all! talk about FUNKALICIOUS!

Smook said...

You should rent yourselves out to children's birthday parties. It would be some good coin on weekends.

Leo said...

Amazing! You're a man of many talents, Mark. Wurd.

warren said...

You two are retards.

Mark Ackland said...

Thanks y'all. Good stupid drunk fun.

Trevor Pitt said...

DAMMIT! Now I wanna battle someone! It's on! I'm heading to the mall and I'm gonna get in the face of the first caricaturist I see. Then I'll knock down that easel and say "Bitch, let's Draw-rumble!"

Thanks for the inspiration Poopy!

PS: I seriously dig this blog. You are crazy. Crazy = Cool today. This I command.

The Tart said...

These R all so fun! Gotta add U guys on my bloggyroll, K? Yup, moi in Monsters (& other posts too!)

Big Friday smooch,
The Tart
; )

720 X 576 said...

hey man!!!
this is too funny!!!
;)

goldenrusset said...

funky fresh! i love your crazy drawings! looks like you and jamie had a good time! wish i was there!
gruesomesteins is awesome!

the doodlers said...

Snort. Pffft. Aaaw...you guys really must like each other a lot!

g-fifty said...

now THAT...is krumping!

Heath said...

Fun sketches! really clever.

Ward Jenkins said...

This was classic. Classic with a capital "AWW YEAH!"

I'm not sure if that made any sense. What the hell--it's about four months later and I'm just now getting around to this. Sweet.